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Vincent Hase isn’t well. He is depending on you to enjoy his writing, or he will be forced to get a real job. He lives in Maryland with his wife, her family, a dog, a grandchild, a box of classic video games and a bootleg copy of the Star Wars Christmas Special. He has no life.
Writer of Quantum Noir: A modern take on the classic pulp. From hard-boiled detectives to dimension-hopping heroes, action and humor shake hands and give boredom the bum’s rush.
Lance Zoom and the Evil Corporate Overlords
Your introduction to the worlds of Lance Zoom. Lance must stop a mad tycoon from taking over ZoomCorp—but unfortunately, spreadsheets creep him out. It falls to Layla Zoom to call in the cavalry. Or in this case, the twelve-year-old.In this warped introduction to the Zoom Universe, a hero will rise, a dark heart will be kindled, and the family toaster will be in dire peril. Ebook now available!
Lance Zoom and the Broken Universe
Lance Zoom #1 When the X-7 experimental Time Machine runs amuck, Lance Zoom must travel through time, space and various annoying universes to try and set things right in his first full-length adventure. The future apocalype: It’s fun for the whole family. Available soon!
The Not Really ROLLING STONE Interview
What makes Lance Zoom tick? It was the perfect puff piece, right up to the point where it became a national crisis. Available now!
Quantum Noir
The name is Vince Hase, and Quantum Noir is my Substack. Here at my desk I am bombarded by the random thoughts of my trade. I gave it all a name: Quantum Noir. Where adventurers stumble into alternate worlds, hard-boiled detectives find the rug of reality pulled out from under them, and horror is met with a wisecrack and a shrug.
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